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edwad:

I want a girl with tattoos, well educated, only listens to christmas carols all year round, has never used a fork, can’t read clocks, tries to do handstands in public but always falls down ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

queerchesters:

oh, so when tumblr feminists embroider swear words and occult symbols onto things, it’s “subversive” and “edgy,” but when I do it, I’m a “terrible surgeon” whose being “sued for malpractice.”

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